So you’ve caught Death. Now what do you do?
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For any parent whose child has ever asked, “Where does Death come from?”…
Death doesn’t need eyes to aim!
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Indignant Minuteman Rages Against Oppressive Umpire.
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BIG ICHABOD IS WATCHING YOU. Even though he has no idea how it works.
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What lies within…Item 37? (Hint: it’s bigger than a breadbox, smaller than the Ark of the Covenant.)
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So…who wants to learn the Big Bad’s true name? Show of hands?
The other six Endless cannot save you now!
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The gentleman doth protest his receipt. From tonight’s cute scene in which Crane learns about the pitfalls of taxation with representation.
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She’s a medium-town sheriff with FBI dreams. He’s a 250-year-old Minuteman. They fight crime!
With a swing of the axe and a shotgun blast into the air, Fox brazenly kicked off the 2013-2014 fall TV season Monday night with our first new series, Sleepy Hollow. From the early ads its simple but silly premise — Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horsemen, ripped from Washington Irving’s short story and transported to the World of Tomorrow (i.e., today) — felt to me like another uninspired Hollywood reboot, scraping the bottom of the public-domain intellectual-property barrel.
If you don’t mind the occasional hour of loony, far-fetched “popcorn TV”, you can do plenty of fun things with barrel scrapings.
Midlife Crisis Crossover! 