Bruce Willis. Guns. Fake snow. Yep, it was that time again.
It’s an old joke among internet guys that, when asked about the best Christmas movies ever, they’ll mention famous favorites with scenes set at Christmas, even if the entire movie isn’t actually about
Christmas. Old reliables such as Lethal Weapon
, Die Hard
, and maybe Gremlins
make strong showings on such lists, though Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
is a solid dark-horse candidate and I expect a few tongue-in-cheek votes in the future for Iron Man 3
Sadly, I never see anyone show any Christmas love for Die Hard 2: Die Harder, which may be one of the two best films of director Renny Harlin’s career and is set entirely on Christmas Eve. Sure, its older brother hogs all the glory as the Greatest Action Film of All Time according to me and occasionally polls, but if you watch too closely and never mind the unfair comparisons to the One That Started It All, you’ll notice it has all the necessary elements of a basic Christmas movie, not to mention a few reminders of Christmas with your own family.
Where’s the Christmas in Die Hard 2? Count the ways:
* Snow! Die Hard had no snow. None. Not a flake. It was set in L.A., which has no snow because it hates Christmas. Die Hard 2 is set in Washington D.C., where snow is everywhere, even though most of it is fake movie snow that would make decent pillow stuffing. Even fake snow has more of a right to be in a Christmas movie than palm trees do.
John McClane’s Christmas list goes on…