Sure, Vermont was our target destination, but the Star Trek Original Series Set Tour might’ve been the stop on our itinerary that we were most excited to see. The town of Ticonderoga seemed an odd location choice, as opposed to a large city or squarely in California, land of ten thousand entertainment tourist attractions. But inside those doors and on those resurrected sets, all questions about the outside become irrelevant while you’re exploring this full-scale, familiar TV world.
Of course we couldn’t contain all that space goodness to a single chapter.
Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:
Since 1999 Anne and I have taken one road trip each year to a different part of the United States and seen attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home. We’re geeks more accustomed to vicarious life through the windows of pop culture than through in-person adventures. After years of contenting ourselves with everyday life in Indianapolis and any surrounding areas that also had comics and toy shops, we chucked some of our self-imposed limitations and resolved as a team to leave the comforts of home for annual chances to see creative, exciting, breathtaking, outlandish, and/or bewildering new sights in states beyond our own, from the horizons of nature to the limits of imagination, from history’s greatest hits to humanity’s deepest regrets and the sometimes quotidian, sometimes quirky stopovers in between. We’re the Goldens. This is who we are and what we do.
For 2022 we wanted the opposite of Yellowstone. Last year’s vacation was an unforgettable experience, but those nine days and 3500 miles were daunting and grueling. Vermont was closer, smaller, greener, cozier, and slightly cooler. Thus we set aside eight days to venture through the four states that separate us from the Green Mountain State, dawdle there for a bit, and backtrack home…
The recreated bridge of the Starship Enterprise was particularly thrilling, as such things go. It’s the last room on the tour because it’s the one room where everyone wants to linger, take in the details and hope the guide won’t make them leave.
Every room was like that, really — shelves holding replicas of their appliances and tools, walls bedecked with random sci-fi fixtures meant to feign wiry utilitarian decor, and the occasional Easter egg.
Even before the tour, the front lobby is a small in museum itself, packed with Trek wonders — some merch you can buy, some vintage merch beyond your price range, and a selection of genuine props and costumes from the show.
Eventually we left this shrine to the future, rejoined the present, and headed down the road for a rendezvous rooted in the American past…
To be continued!
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