Sometimes even Ro’Kenhrontyes has questions that need answering, and mirror images are terrible at trivia.
Though I don’t advertise it heavily with an intricately crafted banner across my “About” page, Midlife Crisis Crossover maintains an open policy of Ask Almost Anything (because in my lifetime, AAA has been far more beneficial to me than the AMA), which extends not only to regular readers and commenters, but also to constant Likers, silent Followers, and passing Googlers. If you have a question, a plea, an intensely thoughtful comment, or a request for a fun brainstorming list that can’t be answered in a short, simple reply, we’re happy to elevate it to Main Topic status for a future entry and explore the subject further in depth. Caveat: you must
prove you’re not an illiterate spammer in order to qualify for this offer.
From time to time we also review queries and curious sentence fragments from passing search engine users, because even the silent, fleeting passersby deserve to be heard, even if they’re no longer around to find the answer they needed. We haven’t checked the ol’ MCC search-term mailbag in ages, and the suggestion box has indeed been stuffed silly. Tonight seems as convenient a night as any to dig in and bring closure to the unclosed.
Let the questioning begin!
* “is there any biblical parts in the movie the crood”
There’s a flood. Close enough?
* “does rachel and matheson due from the grenade in revulution”
If only we’d been so lucky. So far, still ticking.
* “train floats”
No, it won’t. Please think twice before making this misconception integral to your next heist caper.
What else do our Googlers demand to know?