
The Kentucky Floral Clock: dedicated in 1961, it’s over 34 in diameter, 100 tons comprising over 13,000 plants and it tells time.
Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:
Every year since 1999 Anne and I have taken one road trip to a different part of the United States and seen attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home. From 1999 to 2003 we did so as best friends; from 2004 to the present, as husband and wife. After years of contenting ourselves with everyday life in Indianapolis and any nearby places that also had comics and toy shops, we overcame some of our self-imposed limitations and resolved as a team to leave the comforts of home for annual chances to see creative, exciting, breathtaking, outlandish, historical, and/or bewildering new sights in states beyond our own. We’re the Goldens. This is who we are and what we do…
In recent years, state capitol buildings have become one of our recurring sightseeing highlights — comparing and contrasting their domes, noting the few domeless ones, tallying the statues scattered across their lawns or tucked away inside (unless we’ve arrived outside visiting hours), and eyeing whatever other exhibits decorate their halls. We’d driven through Kentucky numerous times but had never gone out of our way to visit their capital of Frankfort. For our last stop on this trip, we thought it was about time to check them off the list.
We left Tennessee and its morning storms behind without further incident. The sun returned shortly before we crossed the Kentucky border and stopped at the first available rest stop.
The directions to the Kentucky State Capitol involved several side streets and awkward turns, but we figured it out. We arrived to find the Capitol under construction, swarmed in scaffolds. This wouldn’t be our first time pardoning a government’s dust from a work-in-progress. The Commonwealth’s legislature has been meeting within since 1910, so the occasional renovations are understandable.

…and a historical marker recounting the time “four innocent Confederate prisoners were executed in reprisal for the murder of [a] Union supporter.” (A long story reminding us Kentucky was a “border state” in the war.)

Other dignitaries in statue form include Henry Clay, whose tomb we visited way back on Day 1.

Ephraim McDowell, who was Mary Todd Lincoln’s second great-grandfather and the world’s very first surgeon to successfully remove an ovarian tumor — a procedure he developed through experimenting on his own slaves.

A real American hero: Colonel Sanders himself. Remember that time we visited his museum?
We had to make our way to their shadowy, barely inhabited basement to discover one last side-quest item:
To be continued!
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