It sounds confusing but it’s perfectly simple. The city of Sioux Falls, South Dakota, is named after the waterfalls that are part of the Big Sioux River, around which local civilization sprung up. They built an entire city park around the prettiest part of the river and named it Falls Park, of course after the city’s own natural namesake. That stretch of the Big Sioux has numerous falls of varying sizes along its length. Depending on how far you walk, you can see all or merely some of those falls and enjoy natural beauty in a portion size of your choosing. If you’re short on time, a falls sampler is better than no falls at all.
Also, if you saw a limited portion of the falls and felt you’d seen enough, and nobody had the unsolicited courtesy of mind-reading skills to run up and tell you, “But wait! There’s more!” you might get all the way home from vacation, let three months pass by, revisit your photos, compare them to online resources, and then discover you missed the best parts of the park.
Not that we’re bitter.
Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:
Every year since 1999 Anne and I have taken a road trip to a different part of the United States and seen attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home in Indianapolis. From 1999 to 2003 we did so as best friends; from 2004 to the present, as husband and wife. We were each raised in a household that couldn’t afford annual out-of-state family vacations. We’re geeks more accustomed to vicarious life through the windows of pop culture than through in-person adventures. Eventually we tired of some of our self-imposed limitations and figured out how to leave the comforts of home for the chance to see creative, exciting, breathtaking, outlandish, and/or bewildering new sights in states beyond our own, from the horizons of nature to the limits of imagination, from history’s greatest hits to humanity’s deepest regrets and the sometimes quotidian, sometimes quirky stopovers in between.
We’re the Goldens. This is who we are and what we do.
Technically not even 2020 stopped us. We played by the new rules of the interim normal and wandered Indiana in multiple directions as safely as we could. This year the long-awaited vaccines arrived. For 2021 we agreed we had to go big. Our new primary objective was Yellowstone National Park, 1500 miles from Indy…
Falls Park was a couple miles northeast of our previous stop at the USS South Dakota memorial. Swinging by was easy; viewing its entirety apparently was not. We didn’t have hours to spend. We had hundreds of miles yet to travel on this Sunday. But even if we’d had unlimited free time, we had no official park map to point us to the best parts or alert us to our underestimation of its size. We made our way where the internet told us to go, parked and walked several blocks, saw what we could see, and called it a morning. At the time it seemed like a sufficient dose of calming greenery.
Not pictured and unseen by us: the visitors center, which was probably closed due to COVID anyway, knowing our luck; an observation tower; the ruins of a seven-story mill; a barn of mysterious origin; a restaurant inside a former hydroelectric plant; and more, more, more of the Big Sioux. The waters drop 100 feet over its course from the starting point we saw to many blocks past our stopping point. A park with that many features really ought to consider providing a courtesy map on its website for curious outsiders who otherwise haven’t a clue where the falls end.
That means we can only judge the falls we saw, not the remaining falls I’ve just now learned exist. Comparing our limited Sioux Falls sampling size to past champions such as Niagara Falls, Cumberland Falls, or Minnehaha Falls, it’s unfair to call it a contest, but here I am anyway, annoyed and lashing out. C-minus.
To be continued!
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