2015 Road Trip Photos #33: Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans?
December 15, 2015 Leave a comment
Our final sixteen hours in New Orleans saw physically debilitating lows, frustration with the transitory nature of small businesses and mapping apps alike, a few new sights that came along at just the right time, and final encores with our favorite French Quarter sights before we bade farewell to Louisiana.
Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:
This year’s trip began as a simple idea: visit ostensibly scenic New Orleans. Indianapolis to New Orleans is a fourteen-hour drive. Between our workplace demands and other assorted personal needs, we negotiated a narrow seven-day time frame to travel there and back again. We researched numerous possible routes, cities, and towns to visit along the way in Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi. We came up with a long, deep list of potential stops, but tried to leave room for improvisation…
After Best Lunch Ever at the French Market, after touring all the museums and the opulent Catholic church, the late afternoon of Day Four was marked with walking and walking and walking and walking and walking as we satisfied our curiosity with the contents of the north end of the French Quarter.
Once we got away from Jackson Square, our in-person block-by-block brick-‘n’-mortar search results turned up lots of residences, seedy joints, and empty shells where former businesses once lent their names to the ambiance. Whether it was the devastation of Hurricane Katrina in 2005, the recession of 2008, or standard marketplace attrition, all I know is something’s turned lots of places that used to be places into not-places.
We wouldn’t have minded so much if we weren’t risking heatstroke and desperate for shade and/or reasons to get out of the melting, punishing sunlight. Google Maps took us to ex-shops at least three times. In one instance, fate pulled a cruel substitution on us. What my phone swore was an ice cream shop had at some point transformed into a post office. Anne took advantage of the unexpected to pick up postcards and stamps. but we couldn’t very well use those to mop the sweat off our brows or swallow them for moisture.
We walked and walked and sweltered and walked, past a bar, past young-people boutiques, past scary-person boutiques, past a boarded spot that seemingly corresponded to the last known address for Kitchen Witch Cookbooks, past a record store that became I-don’t-know-what because I could never pin down which doorway used to be theirs, past more bars, and the temps probably passed 100 F, past still more bars, past a guy carrying an ice cream cone, past parked old cars and potholes and dilapidation and other dying tourists and creepy rooftops and still more narrow roads leading to much the same, and then we accidentally found the new home of Kitchen Witch and OF COURSE THEY WERE CLOSED —
— and you could practically hear the sound of screeching brakes as I mentally rewound the previous fifteen seconds and realized we’d just passed a guy holding an ice cream cone. We backtracked; Anne asked him where he got such a rarity; he pointed a block west of us.
Lo and behold, we found an oasis in Little Vic’s.
The front parlor of this Italian restaurant sells a variety of gelato and maybe other desserts. I don’t recall because all I know is they had frozen scoops of sugary lifeblood and it probably saved our lives, or at least redeemed some of the sunburns we’d been working up on the go.
From there I guided us directly to our hotel so we could recuperate for a while before dinner. Where Italian snacks initiated the healing process, air conditioning and soft furniture carried it to completion. Thus we built up the strength for dinner at Oceana and for one last lap around the blocks in this, our final evening in New Orleans.
The leadoff pic of neon-bedecked Bourbon Street was probably my favorite shot from our farewell stroll. It captures the life, the energy, the commerce, the history, and the beauty of a slowly cooling, refreshing sundown. We once again passed Cafe Beignet, our old friend in live jazz.
One good night’s sleep later, we woke up early and subjected ourselves to one last immersion into the stenches and steams of a barely tolerable French Quarter morning. But it was worth it because I wanted to hit Cafe Beignet one last time as soon as they opened.
This time I made sure to order a beignet. This time I wasn’t disappointed. It was fresh and warm and fluffy and sugary and I didn’t have to endure a crowd of hundreds of think-alike tourists to get to it.
The same jazz trio showed up and, in my mind, put on an even stronger showing than they had on Day Three. Somehow the drummer went so far as to read my mind and laid down a solo during “Bourbon Street Parade” that was like the ideal frenetic Whiplash tribute that my uncultured, drum-loving self had been secretly craving. And when we arose to take off, they played us out to “Blueberry Hill”. I couldn’t decide whether to strut or to cry over a moment so bordering on sublime.
And with one last photo of that classy chandelier, we checked out of the Omni Royal Orleans, made our way back to the interstate thanks to a helpful valet, and left New Orleans and Louisiana alike. We’re not expecting a return visit anytime soon, if ever, but we carried away a lot of unique memories and a yearning for more of that cooking, if only some charitable local chef could mail some to us.
To be continued!
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