Midwest Star Wars fans were elated to catch last night’s announcement from the AP wire that The George Lucas is moving forward with plans to establish a “museum of arts and movie memorabilia” in his wife’s hometown of Chicago, where current Mayor Rahm Emanuel is wisely welcoming this fabulous opportunity for local commerce and geek voters. Assuming local aesthetics sticklers can be appeased, the museum will be situated off Lake Michigan, along Burnham Harbor between Soldier Field and the North Building of McCormick Place, home of C2E2.

Lucas is scheduled to present preliminary architectural plans to the proper committees in the fall, so we may have a long wait until we can storm the gates and take in the sights. Whenever it’s ready for us, we’re prepared for a certain lack of objectivity. Considering the media have refrained from calling it a “Star Wars Museum” it’s reasonable to assume we’ll see cameos from Lucas’ other works in addition to that one galactic-sized phenomenon. But we have to wonder: how much of his own history will Lucas leave out? Will we be allowed to see any flaws or signs of the stresses he’s endured in his forty-year career, or will his biography be subject to a selective “Special Edition” treatment?

From the Home Office in Indianapolis, IN: Top 10 Exhibits We Won’t See at George Lucas’ Chicago Museum:

10. “An Oral History of More American Graffiti”

9. “The Lucasfilm Cease-and-Desist-Letter Archives”

8. “Interactive Thuggee Temple Set” featuring twice-daily heart-ectomies

7. “Naboo Natural History and Gungan Fossil Collection”

6. “Flannel! Flannel! Flannel!: a Manly Anti-Fashion Revue”

5. “The Art of Star Wars Slashfic”

4. “How Many Anakin Skywalkers Can YOU Out-Act?”

3. “In the Kitchen with Ice Cream Maker Guy”

2. “The Five Critics Who Liked Howard the Duck Hall of Fame”

And the number one Exhibit We Won’t See at George Lucas’ Chicago Museum:

1. “Uncle Lucas’ Money Bin”