Longtime MCC fans have seen photos of more U.S. President statues in these pages than the average citizen will ever see in their entire lifetime. When your wife is a big history aficionado and the two of you share an inclination toward roadside attractions, Presidential art is an inevitable objective in all your vacation itineraries. But prior to 2021 we’d only seen statues commemorating a handful of Presidents — mostly the popular ones, plus a handful of lower-tier Commanders-in-Chief whose museums, preserved homes, gravesites, and peculiar fan bases we’ve visited. One American city was bold enough to ask: why not bring all of them to life?
Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:
Every year since 1999 Anne and I have taken a road trip to a different part of the United States and seen attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home in Indianapolis. From 1999 to 2003 we did so as best friends; from 2004 to the present, as husband and wife. We were each raised in a household that couldn’t afford annual out-of-state family vacations. We’re geeks more accustomed to vicarious life through the windows of pop culture than through in-person adventures. Eventually we tired of some of our self-imposed limitations and figured out how to leave the comforts of home for the chance to see creative, exciting, breathtaking, outlandish, and/or bewildering new sights in states beyond our own, from the horizons of nature to the limits of imagination, from history’s greatest hits to humanity’s deepest regrets and the sometimes quotidian, sometimes quirky stopovers in between.
We’re the Goldens. This is who we are and what we do.
Technically not even 2020 stopped us. We played by the new rules of the interim normal and wandered Indiana in multiple directions as safely as we could. This year the long-awaited vaccines arrived. For 2021 we agreed we had to go big. Our new primary objective was Yellowstone National Park, 1500 miles from Indy…
Downtown Rapid City’s most prevalent art installation is the City of Presidents, an ongoing, privately funded project since 2000 to adorn their street corners with statues of every single President — long-term or short-lived, love ’em or hate ’em, regardless of party affiliation or alleged crimes or offensive proclivities or final fates or bad hair. Each statue generally includes props and details specific to their lives — some obvious, some obscure for the Presidential trivia buffs out there. They typically wait until each officeholder has transitioned out before commencing work on their bronze simulacrum. The most recent one, Obama’s, was unveiled in June 2019, over two years after the fact. As of January 2021 the project managers confirmed the next one is underway and they have some design ideas in mind.
In this chapter we present 20 of those 43 statues occupying 43 street corners, those I felt most compelled to share first. If anyone’s interested, I’d be happy to post the other 23 as well. Just say the word. Feel free to speak up! Anytime! Not just about this! We’re always listening! Enjoy either way!
…so do I stop there or finish the complete set? To be continued!
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