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…and now you’re all caught up with the last two weeks’ worth of my Twitter feed.

If you’re among those who believe he has narcissistic tendencies, Twitter has given him exactly what he wanted: free rent in the head space of millions of users, and a popular platform that mentions him so often, Twitter might as well be renamed “Trumper”. Frankly, I don’t know why his minions even bothers with a separate official site. On the other hand, if everyone gets bored and stops talking about him, who knows what he’ll do when no one’s looking. “Just don’t look!” was a great motto for getting all the snakes out of Springfield on that one rogue Whacking Day, but it’s never worked on a Presidential candidate in Washington, not even on Gerald Ford.

On the other hand, if you’re among his fans, congratulations! You now have the pleasure of all Trump all the time, superseding any and all other potential headline topics, pushing those pesky local shootings to Page 3 in your local paper, guaranteeing a Trump wake-up call on every morning news show, a complimentary subscription to the Trump Angry-Tweet-of-the-Day Club, and eventually his visage brokering some real estate in your dreams. Have fun with that.

I didn’t vote for him, but I’m not letting a miniature phantasmagorical Trump Tower be built next door to the condo I sublet to the voices in my head, either. I realize that may be just me, so I’ll move out of the way and go find more constructive, less repetitive uses for my multiple frustrations.

Like I quoted above: “Anger is an energy.” I realize it was hard to see behind the all-Trump kickline.

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About Randall A. Golden
Hoosier since birth, geek since age 6, father at 22, Christian at 30; launched Midlife Crisis Crossover at 39. Full-time service rep; part-time internet contributor; former message board admin; inhabits Twitter as @RandallGolden. Views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of any other corporation, being, or party line.

2 Responses to Trump: Trump trump Trump? (Trump…Trump?)

  1. HonieBriggs says:

    The most repeated noise in the history of guttural sound? I cannot bring myself to key it, but then, you did it plenty. No room in my headspace for it either. We’ve better things to think about, right?

    Liked by 2 people

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