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2014 Road Trip Photos #11: The Flour That Blooms in Adversity

Giant Pancakes!

Someone needs to teach schoolkids the importance of flour to everyday American life. If parents won’t do it, the Mill City Museum will. Pictured above: giant educational pancakes.

Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:

Each year from 2003 to 2013 my wife, my son, and your humble writer headed out on a long road trip to anywhere but here. Our 2014 road trip represented a milestone of sorts: our first vacation in over a decade without my son tagging along for the ride. At my wife’s prodding, I examined our vacation options and decided we ought to make this year a milestone in another way — our first sequel vacation. This year’s objective, then: a return to Wisconsin and Minnesota. In my mind, our 2006 road trip was a good start, but in some ways a surface-skimming of what each state has to offer. I wanted a do-over.

After we finished our business at the Mall of America, our Day Three proceeded from the south end of the Twin Cities to Minneapolis’ north side, where we discovered something completely different.

One of the advantages of traveling without children is that you can stop at historical attractions that they’d never agree to, that would make them think you’ve lost your mind and all your accumulated cool points. If you’d like, you can even check out places that other adults would never dream of investigating because they’re too busy looking for vacation destinations where they can drink or hike or tan or drink or relax or meditate or drink. It takes a special kind of couple to look at each other and think, “Let’s go see the ruins of a flour factory!”

The Mill City Museum is that kind of place, and we are that couple.

Once upon a time, this location was the Washburn A Mill, reputedly the world’s largest flour mill, situated between the Mississippi River and the north end of downtown Minneapolis. The original mill was built in 1874 but exploded in 1878 because, true story, under the right conditions airborne flour dust can become explosive. The resulting catastrophe also wiped out several adjacent mills and took eighteen lives. Refusing to be daunted and let American carbohydrate intake suffer, the owners ordered the mill rebuilt and regained its #1 position. Production shut down for good in 1965, but the mill was later designated a National Historic Landmark, several years before it was leveled in a 1991 fire. This was not the luckiest workplace in town.

In 2003 the surviving portions of the building were converted into a museum, and here we are.

Mill City Museum!

The Museum is deceptively disguised as just another old-timey blue-collar building front. If not for its listing on the National Register of Historic Places, it probably would’ve been converted into superfluous condos years ago, like some of its neighbors.

The main attraction are the remains of the facades out back. Visitors can take an elevator to a higher floor that provides a more interesting vantage point.

Mill Wall!

The elevator is no mere passenger transport. Before you’re released to the observation deck, you’re treated to a history lesson in which the elevator goes up and down and up and down, stopping at various floors in non-numerical order for multimedia displays involving dioramas, audio recordings, artifacts, replicas, pyrotechnics, and volume-11 explosion effects. It’s one of the coolest elevator rides in America, but it’s also a strict No Photos attraction. Dreadful sorry.

Mill Wall!

The main floor of the ruins is sometimes reserved for special events. As luck would have it, our road trip was the same week that Minneapolis would play host to the 85th Major League Baseball All-Star Game. Thus the main floor was closed to visitors while party setup was in progress, but we could still look down upon what was left of the original factory.

Mill City Museum!

Ain’t no party like a party in ruins!

Bonus feature: the observation deck also has a great view of the Mississippi River, including St. Anthony Falls and the Stone Arch Bridge, and life on the other side of the river.

Mississippi River!

You can almost imagine Mark Twain looking down upon these works and coming up with ideas for more action-packed Tom Sawyer sequels.

Inside the museum proper, some of the original architecture is still visible in spots. I’m guessing this sign points toward sections with the thickest, most damage-proof walls that have outlasted others with good reason.

Tornado Shelter!

Staff declined to comment on whether or not these walls had been tested against flying shark penetration.

In addition to their impressive display of Elevator Action, the Museum’s other entertainment showpiece is a tourism video called “Minnesota in 19 Minutes”. As hosted by local humorist and NPR personality Kevin Kling, I promise you it’s one of the least boring museum videos we’ve ever seen. Kling covers the North Star State’s beginnings with bullet-point contributing historical name-checks ranging from explorer Zebulon Pike to infamous mobster Kid Cann to the singing Andrews Sisters to the one and only Prince. I nearly squealed at one segment accompanied by Hüsker Dü’s “Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely”. This was the first evidence I’d found of one of my all-time favorite bands in their hometown. For that alone the Museum gets an A-plus in my book.

Also, there are museum exhibits about the wide world of flour, none of them inessential to dedicated fans of bread.

Tractor!

Actual vintage tractor! Retrofitted with optional hypnosis wheel.

Threshing thingie!

I thought I wrote down the details of this massive, flour-scrunching device. Or possibly flour-sifting, flour-purifying, or flour-flameproofing. Kind of at a loss now. But it’s REAL BIG.

Beet Pie Casserole!

Among the Museum’s many hands-on interactive rooms is a kitchen where employees hang out and narrate flour-related trivia. A selection of cookbooks are available for skimming, including this recent tome espousing the alleged benefits of Beet Pie Casserole.

Pillsbury!

Gentle reminder: major corporations make all the best flour and own all the most famous flour-based lifeforms. Brought to you by Big Flour.

To be continued!

[Link enclosed here to handy checklist for previous and future chapters, and for our complete road trip history to date. Thanks for reading!]

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About Randall A. Golden
Hoosier since birth, geek since age 6, father at 22, Christian at 30; launched Midlife Crisis Crossover at 39. Full-time service rep; part-time internet contributor; former message board admin; inhabits Twitter as @RandallGolden. Views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of any other corporation, being, or party line.

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