Beef & Boards & Blizzard

Beef & Boards up on a hill, with the first later of snow not yet suffocating their lawn.

Time stamp: Saturday, January 24th, 5:37 p.m. EST. We’d not yet gone fully antarctic.

Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover: on too-rare occasion we’ll spend time out of the house with other Gen-X adults who aren’t related to us, and not just fellow geek strangers in comic-con lines, like that one morning when we learned “high tea” was a thing outside Victorian England and tried some in an elegant Beech Grove parlor.

Saturday night we tagged along with two of our tea-time companions for food ‘n’ art at Beef & Boards Dinner Theatre, an Indianapolis institution for live stage performance since 1973. My wife Anne and I were born, raised, and largely content here in Indy all life long, but neither of us had braked for Beef & Boards before. The four of us made plans months in advance and stuck to them, even when local and national news warned us The Snowstorm of the Century had been scheduled for this very same weekend. The theater understandably canceled their Sunday performances, but as for Saturday, they declared the show must go on.

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Basil Fawlty Begs No Pardon: A Night in Indianapolis with John Cleese

Neon-lit marquee at the Old National Centre welcoming

6:30 p.m. Sunday night, total darkness thanks to Daylight Savings ending that very day.

Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover: in October my wife Anne and I traveled from Indianapolis to Cincinnati for a live Q&A with TV’s Admiral Picard himself, Sir Patrick Stewart. The 83-year-old Shakespearean thespian and erstwhile starship captain had a new book to sell and thousands of fans to enthrall.

Speaking of American stage appearances by octogenarian Englishmen who costarred in a few landmark TV shows and some notable films, whose tours forbid the taking of photos or video, who’ve been married a few times and whose current wives are over thirty years younger than they are…now for something completely different!

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A Night with Neil Gaiman in Indianapolis

Neil Gaiman at Clowes Hall Indianapolis!

Artist’s rendition of the evening. (DISCLAIMER: Artist never learned how to Photoshop.)

Dateline: Monday, May 16, 2022 – Tonight I stepped foot on the campus of Butler University for the first time in 19 years because the Neil Gaiman thoughtfully included Indianapolis on his current cross-country speaking tour, and Clowes Hall was the venue of choice for the occasion. In exchange for this rare opportunity, strict rules were implemented. Rule : Masks were required. Freebies were handed out to those who needed them. No problem: I brought my own.

Rule : No photos or video during the performance. This isn’t an unusual or oppressive rule to me (especially not video — no pivoting to same on this website), but whenever this rule is laid down and I’m itching to share the story online, most venues have something I can photograph as a memento of the event in lieu of the performers themselves — a marquee, a billboard, a cardboard standee, any kind of one-night-only visual prop as evidence that a festive occasion was in store. Clowes Hall had absolutely nothing. We might as well have been walking into calculus class.

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