Our 2023 Road Trip #17: Columbia Pictures

George Washington statue in front of tall capitol steps. He's holding some stick-shaped object and has his coat draped on a column he's leaning on.

Mandatory George Washington statue.

Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:

Every year since 1999 Anne and I have taken one road trip to a different part of the United States and seen attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home. From 1999 to 2003 we did so as best friends; from 2004 to the present, as husband and wife. After years of contenting ourselves with everyday life in Indianapolis and any nearby places that also had comics and toy shops, we overcame some of our self-imposed limitations and resolved as a team to leave the comforts of home for annual chances to see creative, exciting, breathtaking, outlandish, historical, and/or bewildering new sights in states beyond our own. We’re the Goldens. This is who we are and what we do.

For 2023 it was time at last to venture to the Carolinas, the only southern states we hadn’t yet visited, with a focus on the city of Charleston, South Carolina. Considering how many battlefields we’d toured over the preceding years, the home of Fort Sumter was an inevitable addition to our experiential collection…

…but the time came to leave Charleston at long last and begin heading northwest toward home. We returned to I-26 toward Columbia, where we’d stopped on the way down for just a bit, and would stop again. There was much more to see in and around their state capital’s capitol.

[CAUTION: The following entry contains Confederate stuff. We are not fans. Viewer discretion is advised.]

A few sights along the way and/or around the corner:

Interstate bright with rectangular blue-girdered bridge. Overhead signboard lights up to say, "Don't drink and drive, it's the law."

On the road again.

Tall tropical trees lined up along the road.

The tallest roadside forests we’ve seen since Yellowstone.

We stopped in Bowman for gas, where our choices were an overpriced BP station or an overpriced Exxon station. Flip a coin, pick a disaster.

TOTAL ROAD TRIP MILEAGE AS OF GAS STOP #3: 948.4.

Lightbox with photo of happy dancing woman above headline for "Heart of the Capital City".

Special features around our paths included decorated lightboxes.

lightbox covered with photo of street meter converted into a tiny totem pole.

Granted, we’re bigger fans of lightboxes hand-painted by artists rather than being covered in photos approved by chambers of commerce, but still.

Angled shot of white mural with spacey spirals and stylized black body parts

Fleeting glimpse of “Miracle for Columbia” by MILAGROS Collective.

Stone obelisk in the center of a street that says "GONZALES" on one side. Flowers bloom around the base.

A tribute to journalist Narciso Gener Gonzales, founder of Columbia’s newspaper The State, who was murdered by Lieutenant Governor James Tillman in 1903.

Northern mockingbird standing on a concrete sitting spot with greenery behind it.

Northern mockingbird!

So, the South Carolina State House, then. Capitol buildings have become one of our recurring themes in recent years — the interiors where we’re allowed, as well as the public art and historical tributes around each statehouse’s lawns. Some of the personalities they celebrate were, um, not exactly folks we Yankees would’ve put on a pedestal.

South Carolina State House with dome lawns, and palmettos at sidewalk corners.

The South Carolina State House and some of the last palmettos we’d see as we got farther away from the ocean.

monument made of two separate walls, each with friezes observing Black history.

The African American History Monument is in the backyard. Sculpted by Ed Dwight, same artist as the Denmark Vesey statue back in Charleston.

African American history frieze curving left.

Alternate view of the left side.

African American history frieze curving right.

Alternate view of the right side.

soldiers monument on statehouse lawn.

The requisite soldiers’ monument, resembling ours back home in Indy.

actual cannon on a statehouse lawn.

There’s always a cannon in these sorts of collections, but this one’s a remnant from the Maine. Remember the Maine?

Stone pedestal with a chunky cross on the front and a Spanish American War soldier standing on top with his rifle.

Related: their Spanish American War monument, sculpted by Theo Alice Ruggles Kitson, the only female artist represented on the grounds.

James F. Byrnes statue, sitting on a pedestal in a judge's robe.

James F. Byrnes, who held various state offices all the way up to governorship; also served as Truman’s Secretary of State and spent a year as a Supreme Court Justice.

Governor Robert McNair trapezoidal monument with his face and much text.

Monument to Robert McNair, the governor in office when this complex was designed.

Jefferson Davis Highway marker erected in 1923 thanks to the UDC, right there in its big inscription.

The Jefferson Davis Highway marker, courtesy of the United Daughters of the Confederacy.

Statue of 19th-century woman sitting with book. Behind her is an angel holding a laurel crown over her head, and a cherub.

The South Carolina Monument to the Women of the Confederacy. Fun trivia: the Daughters of the Confederacy fought against its installation.

Bronze pillar with names Sumter, Marion, and Pickens on its plaque. Lady Victory stands on top.

Also brought to you by the UDC but not a Confederate monument: this one’s for Revolutionary War Generals Thomas Sumter, Francis Marion, and Andrew Pickens.

Benjamin Ryan Tillman statue

Benjamin Tillman, Governor and US Senator, whose white-supremacist platform and demeanor were virulently pro-lynching. The murderer of the aforementioned Mr. Gonzales was his nephew.

General Wade Hampton statue, on horseback and armed on a high pedestal.

Confederate General Wade Hampton — white supremacist group leader, rich plantation owner with thousands of slaves, and [checks notes] a governor.

Strom Thurmond statue!

Strom Thurmond, last known survivor of the French and Indian War.

…so, uh, then we went inside. To be continued!

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