The OSU McDonald’s and More: A GalaxyCon Columbus 2025 Epilogue

Statue of a red and gray college sports mascot with a buckeye nut for a head, standing in the corner of a McDonald's.

Brutus Buckeye, Ohio State University’s official mascot. His buckeye-headed self is right at home in the domain of Mayor McCheese.

Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover: once again we went to Columbus, Ohio! In a failed effort to shorten the verbiage in that four-part, 5900-word saga, I held back all our non-convention-related pics from that weekend for their own separate gallery. I didn’t think our brief influx of visiting cosplay fans would notice the omission.

As it happens, most of our outtakes come from a single location. After we checked out of our hotel Saturday morning, we stopped for breakfast at a McDonald’s down the street, which usually wouldn’t rate a mention here. To our surprise, their lobby held an unexpected museum of sorts — several displays celebrating the assorted sports teams of nearby Ohio State University. We normally stay at hotels in and around the OSU campus whenever we’re in town for GCC, but somehow we’d missed this spot and their collection till now.


Wood-cut Ohio hanging on a wall, with autographs, a big orange O, and drawings of a buckeye nut and leaf.

It’s Ohio! Autographed by famous Ohioans, probably!

Ironically, we took these the exact same day that our own IU would defeat OSU in the Big Ten Championship Game 13-10. Back home in Indiana, this was a big, big, big deal to the sports fans who outnumber us six million to two. Three of us if you count the lead pastor at our church who’s a huge OSU fan. Maybe a few pics would cheer him up.

OSU helmets and footballs in a vitrine standing from floor to ceiling.

OSU helmets and footballs throughout the years.

Longtime MCC fans know sports aren’t our thing, so forgive me if we’re light on details. We do enjoy themed collections of stuff whenever we trip over them, though.

Red jersey with white number 27 and autographs, encased in glass on a restaurant wall.

The jersey of OSU alum Eddie George, who played in multiple pro teams and is now head coach at Bowling Green State.

(Fun trivia: at OSU he majored in landscape architecture, which might be immensely fascinating to my sister-in-law if I can work it into conversation with her at next week’s Christmas gathering.)

A white sweatshirt in a glass case that says "Michigan Sucks" and is autographed by "Hopalong" Casaday who also wrote "Go Bucks".

The autograph of Howard “Hopalong” Casaday, a Heisman Torphy winner who played several seasons with the Detroit Lions.

(Not that we have anything against Michigan, mind you. Then again, we haven’t been to Detroit yet.)

A wall of four framed football-related photos with autographs, and a fifth frame holding OSU game tickets or somesuch, I can't tell.

Still more autographs. If you can name all these men, you’re probably from Ohio!

(I can’t make it out: is the gentleman at upper right being attacked by a sentient yellow slime?)

Large drawing of a rotunda entrance in red and black on white, with Bob Ross wintertime trees out front.

Artist’s rendition of the rotunda at Ohio Stadium.

Large glass display case with football helmets and basketballs.

Two rows of basketballs break up the football monopoly.

Another glass display with one Brutus Buckeye doll and several football helmets.

Mini-Brutus!

If this gallery can inspire just one sports fan to stop by this McDonald’s and create their own, better informed photo gallery, then it was all worth it. I got what I needed out of this stop: a meal cheaper than convention center grub and enough points earned on the McD’s app that my next breakfast sandwich the following Wednesday was free.

One last giant disoplay with bobbleheads, football player statuettes, and still more helmets.

Last call for OSU collectibles!

If nothing else, we appreciate adding all this to our collection of themed McDonald’s we’ve visited, which includes:

We conclude with a few other shots we took during our 29 hours in town. We got home Saturday night sometime after 9 p.m. and the month has been nonstop ever since. Doing a comic-con during the holidays, then suffering the illnesses that come with wintertime and crowds, to say nothing of trying to make time to finish posting any of this…I blinked and December is already two-third over. But I did manage to update our Pinterest jazz-hands photo-op board and the ongoing actor/celeb master list of everyone we’ve ever met, so there’s that. And I got over half my raking done so far!

Anyway, enjoy! See you next trip, wherever and whenever!

Brassica pitas!

Mediterranean pita lunch Friday at our old favorite Brassica, up the street from the Greater Columbus Convention Center.

Moda chicken sandwich on plate with three-color fries and a tomato slice.

Dinner Friday night at MODA: the hot honey chicken sandwich topped with chili infused honey, spicy Carolina slaw , habanero cheese, and chipotle mayo, served with tri-colored sweet potatoes.

(Anne just had a burger. Nobody cares about seeing that. That’s her discarded tomato on my plate.)

hotel at night, weirdly lit

Our exotic hotel window view…of the hotel next door.

Odd-shaped buildings, some of them unfinished and with a crane looming overhead.

Construction across the street from the convention center.

Boutique with large drawings of the Grinch and his dog Max in their front windows.

High Street stores reminding everyone Christmastime is here!


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