To their credit, giraffes sound absolutely nothing like David Schwimmer in person.

Several African elephants loitered as far away from visitors as possible in the distant corners of their area, but Anne found a few crowding together a bit more accessibly.

This red panda is probably more entertaining once it’s had its seventh nap of the day.

Giraffes don’t care who’s watching and don’t care if you think it’s rude for others to eat in front of you.

Based on our past zoo photos, I don’t think these two white rhinos have moved or even blinked since the Zoo relocated here in 1988.

Wildebeest gotta wildebeest.

One cheetah stalks its enclosure in search of intruders…

…while its peers give it some vicious side-eye from their shady picnic spot.

In every zoo we’ve ever visited, zebras never run, never frolic, never do cool tricks, and never offer rides like ponies. It’s like they’re not even trying to zoo.

One of my all-time greatest zoo experiences was that time zookeepers in Colorado let me serve lunch to meerkats. So I get sentimental around them even when they seem aghast at all the attention.

This meerkat, on the other hand, demands you commence Instagramming NOW NOW NOW.

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