Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover: sometimes we see movies in theaters! And for once, it’s finally paid off. No, I don’t mean income or ad clicks or blog views, unless you count the surge of silent American bots that’s been spiking my dashboard stats since February 11th. (Those do not count. If you’re reading this, dear bots: SHOO.)
But hey! Going to the movies recently won me a prize! And it was in the best kind of competition: the kind that you accidentally enter without even knowing you entered. Usually those are transparent email scams aiming to fleece the elderly.
