Disney World! Part 21: Toy Story Land

Roller coaster shaped like Slinky Dog rides 20+ feet in the air over a walkway that looks like a video game racetrack. It has circular arches; the front one says "GO!"

The Slinky Dog Dash coaster! No, we aren’t on it.

Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:

Each year Anne and I take one (1) road trip to a different part of the United States and see attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home. One thing we rarely do is fly. We’d much rather drive than be flown unless we absolutely have to…or are given some pretty sweet incentives to do so. Fast-forward to December 2022 and a most unexpected opportunity: The Powers That Be at Anne’s rather large place of employment recognized her and several other employees nationwide for outstanding achievements in the field of excellence. Their grand prize was a Disney World vacation! We could at last announce to friends and family, “THE GOLDENS ARE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!”

For Anne it was officially, legally a business trip. Much of the time, she’d have to work…

…except for a single day to do whatever we wanted in Disney World vicinity, whether it was riding rides or just wandering around them. Other options included Disney Springs or just wallowing at the Grand Floridian’s spa facility. Some options were more tempting than others.

We’d dallied for so long in Galaxy’s Edge that everyplace else in Hollywood Studios had crowded up in the meantime. We next sauntered north to Toy Story Land, Star Wars’ next-door neighbor geographically and corporate-family-wise. Much of the area is for the kiddos, but grown-ups have options, too. After escaping the First Order and piloting the Millennium Falcon our inner whirligiggish sens-o-meters were at max capacity for a while. We middle-agers were plenty entertained walking around this alt-universe showcase of what Andy’s bedroom might’ve looked like at worm’s-eye-view if he’d been jointly cloned from Frank Lloyd Wright and Pee-Wee Herman.

We loved the designs of the rides, the buildings, the statues, the muchness of it all. We were intoxicated with that long-lost sensation we used to get every time Pixar made a new film.

Larger-than-life recreations of various boxed toys, a yo-yo, TinkerToys, and more shaped into an entrance.

Welcome to Toy Story Land! Just like the films, guests can see how many trademarked products they recognize from their youths.

Human-sized bridge made of giant Tinerktoys with absurdly large Christmas lights strung across the roof. The Slinky Dog ride is on the other side of the bridge.

Tinkertoy constructs were everywhere. For some reason, so were giant Christmas lights.

Coiled red roller coaster tracks. A statue of Jessie from "Toy Story 2" yanks on Christmas lights up high, while Rex stands on a Jenga set in the middle.

All around the Slinky Dog Dash, our old friends make themselves at home. Bonus points for the Jenga set.

Giant Tinkertoy container and a big plastic ant built from plastic toy parts.

This isn’t from the Ants in the Pants game I had as a preschooler, but it’ll do.

Building labeled Midway Games, with 2-D renderings of Sheriff Woody and Mr. Potato Head by the entrance.

2-D versions of the characters appear sparingly.

Restroom exterior, fake-built from giant wood building blocks. The "restrooms" sign is made of Scrabble tiles.

Even their RESTROOMS (11 points!) looked wild.

Buzz Lightyear statue standing on plain colored blocks in front of a bumper cars ride with space-age flourishes.

Buzz Lightyear, Star Command! On duty by the bumper cars.

Little Green Man statue in a flying saucer. The Claw extends over one shoulder toward the camera. In the distance are kiddie rides.

One of the LGM and the CLAAAAAW.

Giant Sheriff Woody statue by a Toy Story Land entrance. More big Tinkertoys and blocks abound.

Sheriff Woody keeps an eye out at the other entrance.

In the grass between rides, statues of green Army toys heft building blocks down a line.

Green Army men, hard at work on expanding Andy’s territory.

Statue of a green toy soldier atop a yellow cylinder, pulling on a supersized Christmas light strand.

One soldier gets into the spirit of Christmas-in-March.

Three employees dressed as green Army toys play instruments and march through the park. The Woody statue and more Tinkertoys are the background.

The R. Lee Ermey tribute continues with cast members as a marching toy-army band.. God bless those who serve, swelter and swing!

To be continued!

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