Previously on Midlife Crisis Crossover:
Each year Anne and I take one (1) road trip to a different part of the United States and see attractions, wonders, and events we didn’t have back home. One thing we rarely do is fly. We’d much rather drive than be flown unless we absolutely have to…or are given some pretty sweet incentives to do so. Fast-forward to December 2022 and a most unexpected opportunity: The Powers That Be at Anne’s rather large place of employment recognized her and several other employees nationwide for outstanding achievements in the field of excellence. Their grand prize was a Disney World vacation! We could at last announce to friends and family, “THE GOLDENS ARE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!”
For Anne it was officially, legally a business trip. Much of the time, she’d have to work. Not ME, baby…
One of the highlights of my EPCOT solo tour was their International Flower & Garden Festival. Each springtime since 1994 artisanal crews have bedecked the park with topiary sculptures of various characters from all throughout the Disney multiverse. I have no idea whether or not I stumbled across all of them, but I felt I captured a lot, as those shapely leaves were everywhere I turned.

When Anne and I returned that evening, the only bushy lifeform I hadn’t previously seen was this unidentified butterfly.

I didn’t see any leafy takes on Orange Bird, that other Disney mascot with zero feature films to his name, but he starred in some of the festival’s merchandise.

Horticulturists and garden geeks might enjoy closer looks at some of the actual unshaped plants, such as these philodendron hybrids.

Great big bunches of flowers and a random donkey who’s no relation to any donkeys owned by any other animation studios.

A deep dive for the elder Disney fans out there: Donald with his costars Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles from The Three Caballeros.
…and that’s the festival that was. The 2024 edition is happening now from February 28th through May 27th. I’m sorry we won’t be back this year, but I trust it’s even cooler.
To be continued!
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