Local forecasters interrupted Friday night’s episode of Beat Shazam. We weren’t even paying attention to Academy Award Winner Jamie Foxx’s new job, but we were annoyed anyway.
A brief poem about our local weather so far this year:
Rain, rain, go away!
Come again some other day!
No, not that day.
No, not that day too.
No, not that one either. Or that one. Or that one.
Stop, rain. Just stop.
OKAY, RAIN, KNOCK IT OFF.
…
…sigh. Blub. Gurgle. Blub.
Midlife Crisis Crossover! 