Strictly speaking, this morning’s impulse sharing of the freshly minted Iron Man 3 trailer fulfilled my self-contractual post-a-day quota, though it was shamefully light on word count. I normally don’t post before work because I’m not a morning person (vociferously anti-morning, really), but I was excited and wanted to pass along the neat thing, even if I didn’t have time to add 500 words’ worth of elaboration to accompany it while scarfing my bagel.

It was also my hope that my hasty entry would save at least a few of my readers the effort of searching for the trailer on their own. Time is precious, especially when you have entries of your own to compose, an income to go earn, or Angry Birds to hunt down to extinction. If you’re among those who located this blog through the magic of Internet searching — whether yesterday, last month, or three years after this was posted — I thank you sincerely for sticking around for more than one minute.

Part of this evening was spent on light reading and general site tinkering, perusing some of the dashboard sections that provide interesting data on what search terms attracted readership and casual passersby to this humble site. Many are TV or movie fans seeking general info about their favorite creations, but it’s intriguing how many people are driven here in search of specific answers to their burning questions. Because I hate to leave those folks hanging and feel guilty about this morning’s slapdash entry, please enjoy this impromptu Q&A comprised entirely of queries from random Internet surfers who are probably all long gone by now. If they should return, I’ll leave a light on for them right here.

The burning questions, then:

* “Bailey Buntain height”

I have no idea. The Internet says this information is apparently classified. Emma Dumont (Melanie) is between 5’8½” and 5’10”, so…a number less than those.

* “Dark Shadows awful”

I’m guessing yes. I refuse to see it because the trailers made me cringe. Jokes about disco are not a new comedy frontier.

* “Who played the Ringer on Bunheads”

Now we know: her name was Lyrica Woodruff, and I hope she becomes a recurring nemesis.

* “Falling Skies season finale ‘a more perfect unionn [sic]‘ Hal and Maggie have sex”

Um, as far as I recall, no. The 2nd Mass in general was too busy mourning and avenging a regular cast member killed by the Skitters in a well-budgeted effects showdown.

* “‘What’s your damage, Heather’ reference”

This Bunheads episode title is a quote from the 1989 black-humored film Heathers starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

* “Jon Bernthal wife”

Yes, ladies, he’s taken. Her name is Erin Angle. I have no idea who she is.

* “‘Trust Us with Your Life’ where is Ryan Stiles”

Who knows. If someone in charge had known, it would have been in their best interests to kidnap him from wherever he was and beg him to save the show, which wasn’t nearly the adequate Whose Line revamp I’d dreamed it could be.

* “midlife crisis movies scenes”

Pick an action film with a male star over 35. Any of them.

* “Bunheads DVD release date”

GUYS, LOOK, I DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BUNHEADS, OKAY? But…so far, no official release date. If you’re asking about bootleg copies, I can’t and won’t help you.

* “When and where is ‘The Empty Chair’ being performed?”

That was a one-time event, not a roadshow. Then again, after the disappointing box office for Trouble with the Curve, Clint Eastwood might consider reuniting with the Empty Chair and performing a reunion gig in Branson. Just a suggestion.

* “What kind of snakes live in Colorado”

Judging by our family’s experience, two or three really sleepy ones. They were piled atop each other and hard to count without fear.

* “What amusement park did they shoot Revolution“

The Hard Rock Amusement Park in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina — currently as defunct and abandoned as the show portrayed it.

* “diorama ideas about road safety”

Something with a few battered Hot Wheels and a couple of homemade crash-test dummies. Start with that.

* “Once Upon a Time Pocahontas”

I kinda hope not.

[Questions for future MCC Q%As are welcome anytime from passersby or regular readers alike. This session was made possible by the nuts-‘n’-bolts providers at WordPress.com, to whom I shall remain sincerely grateful in perpetuity. Special thanks to Bunheads for engendering a very inquisitive audience.]