How The Empty Chair Stole Christmas
January 7, 2013 4 Comments
Hi, my name is Randall at Midlife Crisis Crossover. I was Freshly Pressed twice. Once for The Day An Empty Chair Ruled The Internet and again for Midlife Crisis Crossover 2012 in Review, Assuming the Next Thirteen Days are a Complete Write-Off. It's been four months since I was first famous; three weeks since my encore.
One evening while pondering my blog's tiny but breathing audience, I noticed millions of Americans were ignoring me and paying attention to an empty chair.